Merch!
Launching merchandise on Redbubble, starting with an original design, Isn’t It Necromantic?, to honor those among us who know how it feels to lose someone you love so much that you’d do absolutely anything to bring them back…
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Every Movie is Watchable: Joker
“Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?” Life comes atcha fast, or: sorry I vanished, because life is chaos when you’ve got three jobs and you’re still trying to be creative and make your own shit. However, we’re not here for excuses: we’re here for movie reviews, and there’s no movie … Read moreEvery Movie is Watchable: Joker
ANNOUNCEMENT: A New Project Begins!
NERD ALERT: Another new project begins! Gatovtina finished my portrait of Hester and Seth, the two main characters of my next book! Take them in; I’m gonna be spending a lot of time with them this winter.
New Tattoo Alert!
If you have ever met me, then you know how loud I am, and how talkative, and how exuberant. I have been this way my entire life; also for my entire life, I have had people telling me to be quiet, to calm down, to fuck off. I’m finally saying fuck that. Recently, I’ve been … Read moreNew Tattoo Alert!
Every Movie is Watchable: The Witch
Don’t be like me! Let me serve as a warning: if you have not yet seen The Witch, do it immediately. Right now. Finish this review, then go watch it — it’s currently streaming on Netflix.
“You Got Any Better Suggestions?”: Matt Hooper and the Hero’s Journey
This is it, folks. The big time. I’ve been featured on The Daily Jaws. You can read the whole article there, but here’s my basic pitch: Matt Hooper goes on an ultimate hero’s journey throughout Jaws (the movie, not the book). Take a sneak peek here before you click the link: There’s the arrogant old sailor, a … Read more“You Got Any Better Suggestions?”: Matt Hooper and the Hero’s Journey
Paperback is Live!
Oops! Only the pre-order for the eBook worked, and so the paperback is spontaneously now LIVE! It’s for the best, honestly — now it’s here in time for Halloween! If you’d like to buy the first edition of Phantasmagoria, click here!
Title and Cover Art!
Folks, we got cover art! By default of what the cover art looks like, that also means we’ve got a title! You might recognize the painting, Timoclea Kills Captain of Alexander the Great, Her Rapist, by Stuffing Him in Well. If you didn’t, well, now you do. Either way, the title of the painting speaks for itself. The … Read moreTitle and Cover Art!
Sneak Peek!
My friends, we’ve got the official list of short stories in my upcoming collection! The list is as follows: Which one are you most excited for? Comment below!
An Autumnal Announcement
Now that autumn is officially here, I have a surprise announcement to make!